You spend more time on your toddlers hair than you do on yours.
Your children have more clothes and are better dressed that you are.
Your purse has 2 things in it for you, along with diapers, wipes, toys, books, crayons...
You learn to drive while handing something to the back seat, talking on your cell phone and writing a grocery list. And yes, that's not safe, but it happens.
You can navigate your way through a toy filled room in the middle of the night without disturbing anything.
You no longer care if you have an audience while you are in the bathroom.
You have perfected the 3 minute shower.
Your kids have almost as many books as you do!
You can clean up ANYTHING.
You've wiped 3 bums before 8 am, and only one was yours.
You've made breakfast for 3 people, changed every one's clothes, done 2 loads of laundry, showered, done the dishes, prepped for dinner and read 40 books - all before 9 am.
You know how to make a LEGO castle that a 3 year old approves of.
You can find the special blankie in 3.4 seconds to stop the screaming.
The sight of blood no longer upsets you.
And this is just today folks... Add your own to the list!
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